lol!!如此座上賓:)))
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淡泊明誌，寧靜致遠
博文
(2007-02-22 11:38:40)
(2007-02-21 13:29:15)
愛情“咒語”作者：唐韌 朋友講了個關於愛情的笑話。她的文科女學生給一個理科男學生寫了一封情
書，抄了那首漢樂府：“上邪！我欲與君相知，長命無絕衰。山無陵，江水為
竭，冬雷震震，夏雨雪，天地合，乃敢與君絕！”那個男生怎麽都不明白她寫的
是什麽，拿著去問同班同學，竟無一人能解，有人說，覺得像是“一個咒語”。
朋友勸她的學生：[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-21 12:52:56)
愛的珍貴作者：鄭衍文編譯
很久以前，大海深處有座孤島。島上生活著很多人，有幸福，有悲傷，有知
識，還有愛。島上的人和諧相處，生活得平和而恬靜。有一天，大家得知孤島即
將沉沒，所有的人都憂慮起來。大家趕快建造船隻，希望在島沉沒之前離開。
但是，愛卻沒有這樣做。他在忙著幫助別人，直到島開始下沉，他才意識到
危險。愛決[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-21 12:32:20)
(2007-02-16 10:22:20)
Fargoisa1996filmcreatedbybrothersJoelandEthanCoen.ItissetintheUpperMidwest(theopeningandclosingscenesaresetinNorthDakotaandtherestinMinnesota,USA)andtellsthetaleofacarsalesman(WilliamH.Macy),whohashiredtwohitmen(SteveBuscemiandPeterStormare)tokidnaphiswife(KristenRudrud)foraransomof$1,000,000thatsetsoffachainofmurdersintheregion.
FargowontwoAcademyAwardsin1996—forBestScreenplayandanother...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-14 11:34:48)
AmericanBeauty
isa1999dramafilmthatexploresthemesoflove,freedom,beauty,self-liberation,existentialism,thesearchforhappiness,andfamilyagainstthebackdropofmodernAmericansuburbia.ThefilmwasthescreendebutforwriterAlanBallanddirectorSamMendesandstarredKevinSpaceyandAnnetteBening;allfourwerenominatedforOscars.In1999itwonfiveAcademyAwards,includingBestPicture.
ThescoretoAmericanBeautywascomp...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-14 08:14:57)
MenVs.Women,Round3
QuestionAnswerWhydomenfartmorethanwomen?Becausewomenwon'tshutuplongenoughtobuilduppressure.Whydidcavemendragtheirwomenaroundbythehair?Becauseifyoudragthemaroundbythefeettheyfillupwithdirt.WhydidGodgivemenpenises?Sowe'dalwayshaveatleastonewaytoshutawomanup!Howisawomanlikealaxative?Theybothirritatetheshitoutofyou.WhydidGodgivewomennipples?Tomakesuckersoutofmen.Whyarehango...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-13 15:17:25)
MenVs.Women,Round2MaturityWomenmaturemuchfasterthanmen.Most17-year-oldfemalescanfunctionasadults.Most17-year-oldmalesarestilltradingbaseballcardsandgivingeachotherwedgiesaftergymclass.Thisiswhyhighschoolromancesrarelyworkout.MagazinesMen'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Thisisbecausethefemalebodyisabeautifulworkofart,whilethemalebodyis...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-13 13:34:12)
MenVs.Women,Round1TheDifferenceWomenhavemoreimaginationthanmen.Theyneedittotellushowwonderfulweare.Womenhavetheirfaults.Menhaveonlytwo.Everythingtheysay.Everythingtheydo.Asuccessfulmanisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend.Asuccessfulwomenisonewhocanfindsuchaman.TheStyleMenwakeupasgood-lookingastheywenttobed.Womensomehowdeteriorateduringthenight.Whenwomenaredepressedtheyeithereatorgoshoppi...[閱讀全文]
(2007-02-13 12:58:29)
楊坤-月亮可以代表我的心
到底多愛你到底多想你
窗外的人行道下過雨
粉色的大雨它沒有說明
在玻璃後對我歎著氣
心會不會痛腳步重不重
什麽是愛我不會形容
反正想你就像黑咖啡那麽濃
沒有喝過的人不會懂
你問我愛你到底有多深
月亮它可以代表我的心
沒有人能告訴你
隻是他們還不夠單純
你問我愛你到底有多深
月亮它可以聽[閱讀全文]
