【星際大綁架】火星60+225=285 壞人綁架聖誕老人《烏雞布吉歌》和他的金星粉絲。

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迪斯尼動畫片《聖誕夜驚魂-The Nightmare Before Christmas〉中一肚子毒蟲的布袋怪Oggie Boogie綁架了聖誕老人,打算做一道美味佳肴,也就是當聖誕老人是唐僧了。聖誕老人義憤填膺地怒斥布袋怪,說要是不放了他後果嚴重,他的金星粉絲們都在等著他。凡說聖誕快樂的都有份,現任選以下4名,衝減去一個男聖誕老人,正好可以拿50分。誰讓我是壞人呢。

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Well, well, well, what have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh?
Ooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha ha ha!
You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my eyes
You're jokin' me, you gotta be
This can't be the right guy
He's ancient, he's ugly
I don't know which is worse
I might just split a seam now
If I don't die laughing first
 
When Mr. Oogie Boogie says
There's trouble close at hand
You'd better pay attention now
'Cause I'm the Boogie Man
And if you aren't shakin'
There's something very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
You hear the boogie song
 
Woah (Woah)
Woah (Woah)
Woah (Woah)
Oh, (he's the) Oogie Boogie Man
 
Well, if I'm feelin' antsy
And I've nothin' much to do
I might just cook a special batch
Of snake and spider stew
And don't you know the one thing
That would make it work so nice?
A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice
 
Woah (Woah)
Woah (Oh)
Woah (Yeah)
I'm (he's) the Oogie Boogie Man
 
(Santa)Release me now
Or you must face the dire consequences
The children are expecting me
So please, come to your senses
 
Ha! You're jokin', you're jokin'
I can't believe my ears
Would someone shut this fella up
I'm drownin' in my tears
It's funny, I'm laughing
You really are too much
And now, with your permission
I'm going to do my stuff
 
(Santa)What are you going to do?
 
I'm gonna do the best I can
 
Woah! The sound of rollin' dice
To me is music in the air
'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man
Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess
When lives are on the line
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy
Now that'd be just fine
 
(Santa)Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act
 
Oh, brother, you're something
You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending
The position that you're in
It's hopeless, you're finished
You haven't got a prayer!
'Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie
And you ain't going nowhere

至於歌是誰唱的,新人也不怕露臉。前段時間留胡子,然後剃了,拍了4張過程照片,現趁酒勁,發兩張,其它兩張以後如果有機會再說,哈哈。