人生不是夢(Life is Not a Dream) 附贈笑話一首

elzevir · 2016-11-04 10:30:23Z

人生不是夢(Life is Not a Dream) 附贈笑話一首簡介

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Find a right place to live,

Find a right person to love,

Raise children if you have.

Is it a life that everyone dreams of?

Sunny days and sunny nights,

Darkness never comes.

But why do many people end up in tears,

Their hearts are shattered into pieces?

I guess no one knows.

Life is not a dream.

At least It is not a dream

That everyone can have.

<你會比我跑得還快>

(譯一個中文笑話)

You would Run Even Faster Than Me

A pig came back from the field and found out that the master was not at home. He saw a chicken in the yard and then asked: "Where is our master?" The chicken replied:"He went out to buy glass noodles." Upon hearing this, the pig dashed off right away. "Why are you running away so fast? Pig." the chicken wondered, asking. "You would run even faster than me if our master went out to buy dry mushrooms." replied the pig.

豬從外麵回來，發現主人不在家。它看見一隻小雞在院子裏。它於是問小雞：”主人去哪了？“。”他去買粉條兒了。“ 一聽到這句話，豬急忙往外跑。”你為什麽跑那麽快？“ 雞吃驚地問。”如果主人是出去買蘑菇，你會比我跑得還快！“。

注：豬肉燉粉條，小雞燉蘑菇是兩道菜。

中文笑話是聽來的，非原創。