動物園新解

那天在朋友家聚會，說起我第二天準備到美國“打醬油”去。話還沒有說完，我被一幫人叫走，跑去談論別的話題。

回家的路上，阿瑞說：“Lynn說華盛頓的動物園很不錯，值得一看。要是咱明天一大早就動身，不但能去動物園看看，還不耽誤咱打醬油。親，你想不想去？”

我沒有立刻回話，說實在的，動物園有啥好看的呀？不就是把世界各地的動物捉來關在籠子裏給大家參觀嗎？不太好玩。

還沒有等我回答，阿瑞這邊開了聲：“zoo, means animal prisoners behind the bars. To be honest, I am not really that interested in watching those animal prisoners.”

接著，這哥兒們拿腔作調兒地，用很滑稽的聲音替這些犯人們發表了心聲：“I was walking in the jungle, minding my own business. Suddenly, I was shot by some nasty human with a tranquilizer. When I woke up, I found I was here behind the bars, and those nasty human kids throw rotten bananas, candies to me and laugh at me. 555,555~~~， I want go home!”

我被阿瑞精彩的、繪聲繪色的表演逗得哈哈大笑。

可笑過之後仔細想，動物園裏的動物可不就是一群無辜的、可憐的、娛樂人類的動物犯嗎？