Original Article: My University English Teacher

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Original Article: My University English Teacher

It was In the 1980s. China.

My University English teacher Mr. W was a short old man. He always wore a pair of well-ironed pants. His shirts? Not necessarily so.

One thing he promised the class was that he would never fail any student, as long as we studies hard. Apparently this was from his own experience, when he was given 59.5 by his English professor for a course, and he had to stay on campus without a summer vacation to prepare for the makeup.

The English exam at the end of my second year was the last one for our engineering majors. Although all the course contents were mostly reading comprehension, the tests were based on comprehensive knowledge of English, including grammar, cloze test, reading comprehension and so on, in the format of English Proficiency Test. Although it was not a problem for me, it was too hard for most of the students.

The test was prepared by the Head of the English Department, and apparently without discussions with the teachers. Obviously Mr. W was not happy with it. While he was distributing the test papers, he was complaining “Isn’t it ridiculous to test students something they have not been taught?"

After distributing the test papers, he made an announcement in the front. “I think that you guys are not familiar with the format of the test. Let me give you a couple of examples.”

“The answer to Q1 of Part I should be b); that to Q2, c); that to Q3 … He gave a few answers to the students for the 20 questions in Part I. The classes roared with laugher. He continued to tell a few answers to questions each in other parts of the exam.

Another teacher knocked the door and told him, “The duration of the test has been changed from three and a half hours to three hours.”

“Thanks you, I understood. The time has been changed to four hours instead of three and a half.” Another roar of laugher was from the class.

The final scores for the class were calculated by taking the square root of the raw scores, and times ten. Therefore, 36 became 60, and 100 was still 100.

My final score was 91. I did not benefit a lot from the score conversion, neither from his free answers.

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寫的好!haha. is it a real story? -戲雨飛鷹- 給 戲雨飛鷹 發送悄悄話 戲雨飛鷹 的博客首頁 (118 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 10:37:59

It is a true story. Thank you for your comments. -美壇奇葩- 給 美壇奇葩 發送悄悄話 美壇奇葩 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 10:45:17

還有虧的呢 -bearsback- 給 bearsback 發送悄悄話 bearsback 的博客首頁 (82 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:42:43

true. you are deep. hehehe, i like your calculation. -戲雨飛鷹- 給 戲雨飛鷹 發送悄悄話 戲雨飛鷹 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:45:26

奇葩不得了 -戲雨飛鷹- 給 戲雨飛鷹 發送悄悄話 戲雨飛鷹 的博客首頁 (56 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 10:48:14

english is here: -戲雨飛鷹- 給 戲雨飛鷹 發送悄悄話 戲雨飛鷹 的博客首頁 (166 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:02:09

needed -戲雨飛鷹- 給 戲雨飛鷹 發送悄悄話 戲雨飛鷹 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:02:38

Wonderful work -美壇奇葩- 給 美壇奇葩 發送悄悄話 美壇奇葩 的博客首頁 (61 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:07:34

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學工程的美壇奇葩,在大學時英語就出類拔萃.你的英語老師真好. -斕婷- 給 斕婷 發送悄悄話 斕婷 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:05:59

Thank you! -美壇奇葩- 給 美壇奇葩 發送悄悄話 美壇奇葩 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:08:11

star,你致少女的翻譯裏 -戲雨飛鷹- 給 戲雨飛鷹 發送悄悄話 戲雨飛鷹 的博客首頁 (67 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:29:08

It is great you like it. -美壇奇葩- 給 美壇奇葩 發送悄悄話 美壇奇葩 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:36:52

文筆很流暢,內容有趣。 -清心隨緣- 給 清心隨緣 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:56:35

Thanks! -美壇奇葩- 給 美壇奇葩 發送悄悄話 美壇奇葩 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 11:57:51

奇芭,我算了一下。你的實際成績 -bearsback- 給 bearsback 發送悄悄話 bearsback 的博客首頁 (14 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 12:22:33

Thank you! -美壇奇葩- 給 美壇奇葩 發送悄悄話 美壇奇葩 的博客首頁 (48 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 12:27:17

thanks for your Original Article. fun! -fizzer- 給 fizzer 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 06/25/2010 postreply 19:29:39

You are welcome. -美壇奇葩- 給 美壇奇葩 發送悄悄話 美壇奇葩 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 06/26/2010 postreply 08:18:28

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