英文笑話：Prize 獎品

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained.

"A prize? What for, dear?"

"For natural history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three."

"But an ostrich has only two legs."

"I know it now. But all the students said four, so I was the closest."

小阿爾伯特腋下夾著一本新書從學校回家來了。“這是獎品，媽媽。”他解釋道。

“獎品？因為什麽得的。親愛的？”

“因為自然課得的。老師問我鴕鳥有幾條腿，我說有三條。”

“但是鴕鳥是兩條腿啊。”

“我現在知道了。但其他學生都說有四條。所以還是我最接近正確答案。”

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• Wow, a new start! The story is hilarious! -eyeyey- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 04:44:28

• Thanks eyeyey. This is for fun, just can't stop reading! -天澤園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:31:36

• I like jokes! Thanks for sharing. -lilac09- ♀ (21 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 06:28:37

• Thanks lilac09 for saying so, my plesure. -天澤園- ♀ (69 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:33:44

• for "au", just try to think “啊嗚”，老虎要吃人時發出的聲音 to see if that can -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 19:58:18

• 開心一刻，謝謝天澤園朗讀。 -紫君- ♀ (90 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 07:06:44

• 謝謝紫君,很高興你喜歡! -天澤園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:35:58

• When an ostrich hides its head in sand, it looks like the third -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 07:39:49

• Good Point, 謝謝走馬讀人! -天澤園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:38:10

• nice one -23731241- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 11:18:16

• 謝謝密碼! -天澤園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/05/2009 postreply 18:39:01