What a fun poem! It inspired me to write sth. See inside

My Dog Ate My Homework

 

Today I told my teacher

that my dog ate my homework,

so I have nothing to turn in.

 

In disbelief , she said,

"I gave an assignment to research

on how not to let your dog eat your homework and write a report  about it.

You didn't learn any tricks?"

 

"I did. But my dog keeps teach himself new tricks

so he can always outwit me. That's why

he could eat my report."