one joke, one brain teaser拿版主尋個開心

Joke:

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing...

either the car is new, or the wife is.

Brain teaser:  不厚道一次，拿版主尋個開心

Q: If you get annoyed wth Beautifulwind what is the best to do to let her stay away from you?

A: Have apples everyday. Because of the common English proverb: 

   ' An apple a day keeps the doctor away.'

   Not sure how true is that with apple but I do know raw garlic always does the job.

  In order to get close to doctor Beautifulwind just let her know  you did not have any apple or raw garlic.