Dream like pome -- someone not know basic english

When I saw some person to not have no sense in English, but still to think he was best I remembered this pome from Internet:


'The world, I am first place, I am first place'
So many times the world is forced to hear
From a man on a wild English goose chase
That it decides to put a plug in its ear

English is easy and english is fun
But English is not just for everyone