【左右腦】--轉自Big Jeff

那天你去醫院做CT，醫生給你寫了報告：

Your brain has two sides, the left side and right side. On the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left.

You are categorized as a disabled individual and it is recommended that you apply for assistanship from the govement.

最後你領取了殘疾人停車證，再也不用為找車位犯愁了。