fists and kicks resisting ability.

Having a GF like me you 'd better improve your fists and kicks resisting ability.有如我這樣一個女友你最好增強一下抗擊打能力（擊打--當然，我的語境是：我隻是手腳並用，我黑帶5段而已）

怎麽了？那麽緊急，二師兄要發SOS求救信號嗎？我二師嫂厲害吧。