回複：回複：Translation excercise:"好寂寞,好空虛"

6.昨天和同事去一手工作坊買皮帶，他左挑右挑不合意，最後選了根粗大的，說看起來拉風，老板HLL來了句：這根皮帶是拴狗的。我在旁邊臉都憋紅了。

Yesterday I went to a workshop to by (buy)a belt (with a coworker-- He couldn't make up his mind even after choosing (left and right--? after )through the whole shebang. Finally he picked up a thick one and claimed that wearing it makes him look manly. The store owner HLL (what the hell HLL mean?) told him that the belt is a dog leash. I blushed trying to control my laugh.

7.剛看一個在蘇州公安局工作的哥們兒發的淫淫狀態笑抽我了：男女朋友分手，一個願意，一個不願意，這TM也報警！什麽都能報警？！那TM我沒女朋友能不能報警

I just saw a status(post? )update on RenRen by a buddy of mine, who works at the Su Zhou police department. A couple was separating, one of them wanted to do it and the other didn't. WTF, they reported this to the police! If they can report a separation, can't I report that I don't have a girl friend yet? I don't know 淫淫 is RenRen, interesinting!

6.前天晚上和朋友去吃砂鍋，露天座。快吃完的時候開始下雨了，我說你快點吃，雨落到碗裏了，他說沒事我頭大，然後他站起來用頭把碗遮住接著吃。我頓時石化了，沒想到頭大還有這好處。

On an evening the other day (The night before)I went with a friend of mine to eat a hot pot. We had an outside table. Just when we were about to finish, it started to rain. I told(rushed) him to hurry up, rain water(raindrops) was dropping into his bowl. He said that it would be fine, he's got a big head. Then he stood up and covered the bowl with his head and continued eating. I was stung frozen there. I never thought that a big head would have such an advantage.