1)唯女人與英語難過也，唯老婆與工作難找也!!
Women and English are had to pass, wife and work are hard to find
2)婚姻就象吃飯，你點的肯定都是你愛吃的，可等菜上了桌，你還是忍不住先看看別人的盤子。------得不到的才是最好的。
Marriage is like a meal, you order what you like. But when it's on, you can't help to look other's plate. The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill.
3)最差的人品莫過於癡癡地盯著一個醜女看半晌，然後歎口氣說:"靠，這恐龍做得 ! 太像真的了"。
Not going to translate this one.
4)與人衝突時，退一步海闊天空；追女友時，退一步人去樓空。
Conflicting with people, take a step back; Chasing a girlfriend, go with full speed.
5)在街上看美女，目光高一點就是欣賞，目光低一點就是流氓。
It is admiring or roguing when looking at beautiful women on the street depends on your piece of mind.
