song of the chicks (灰常有趣）

Hello chickens, my old friend
It's the joke show once again
And I'm wondering, turning, tossing,
Why the chickens make their crossing
Is it due to some complex internal code
They cross the road
I hear the sound of chickens

(CHICKENS) 

I feel sorry for the blondes 
Somehow the public still responds 
To the jokes about a low IQ
Among people who are blonde and blue
But I wonder even though I am Norwegian
Should I be vegan
I hear the cries of chickens. 

In restless dreams I walked alone
Wondering where the birds had flown
Were they crossing roads with ganders
To escape from Colonel Sanders
And perverts who are twisted and obsessed
With chicken's breasts
I hear the sound of chickens. 

(SFX) 
And in the naked light I saw,
Ten thousand chickens maybe more.
Chickens crossing every highway,
Avenue and road and byway
Chickens crossing roads that have no crossing guards
And hit by cars
And that's the sound of silence

(SFX) 

And the people bowed and prayed
For the eggs that would be laid
But the chickens galloped at top speed
They did not want to be fricasseed 
Or boiled with celery and carrots
They couldn't bear it
I heard the sounds of chickens

(SFX)

"Chicks", said I, "You do not know
You should cross a highway slow
If you do not look around both ways
You could be run down by Chevrolets
And if you should be flattened by a Chev 
Chicken Kiev
I hear the sounds of chickens. 

所有跟帖： 

• kind of funny - And that's the sound of silence -> violence -yingyudidida- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/05/2012 postreply 11:24:07

• 看來還是得下載firefox -非文學青年- ♀ (82 bytes) () 03/05/2012 postreply 11:40:16

• So they let Firefox users to access Youtube, but not IE users? -jingbeiboy- ♂ (25 bytes) () 03/05/2012 postreply 16:08:28

• 哈哈哈，確實灰常有趣！笑噴啦！SOS的好玩的演繹。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/05/2012 postreply 17:23:29

• Hahaha, it's very funny. -viewfinder- ♀ (103 bytes) () 03/05/2012 postreply 18:40:34

• yes, it is. G.K. is so creative. -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 03/05/2012 postreply 19:24:13

• 真逗。 -斕婷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/06/2012 postreply 06:10:05

• 好玩！：）） -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 03/06/2012 postreply 09:07:43