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Love at first sight

coming back from work
i checked my dell
someone sent me a picture
calling herself belle

at the first glance
in love i fell
i emailed back for a date
she replied 'see you near the motel'

on the way there
i dreamed of a girl so swell
thinking of showing her off
in front of my ex michelle

as soon as we met
i wanted to bid her farewell
she wasn't pretty
and spoke with a smell

'was the picture yours?'
'beauty is only a shell'
i asked the question again
this time 'yes if you removed many a cell'

'did you do math like 7+ 8?'
'sure, it is 12, i can tell'
'is water H2O?'
'wader? WADER, see, i can spell'

i quickly left wishing her well
and went back to where i dwell
the whole night i murmured to myself
'what the hell, what the hell'