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What gender is it? If you're like most people, common everyday items
look inert to you. But what you may not know is that many of them have a gender.
For example . . .
Ziploc Bags - Male, because they hold everything in but you can see right through them
Copier - Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed
Tire - Male, because it goes bald and often it's over inflated
Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it . . . and, of course, there's the hot air part
Sponges - Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water
Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on
Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up
Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom
Hammer - Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
years, but it's handy to have around
Remote Control - Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider
-- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying
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