不想上班找啥理由好涅？看看別人請病假的理由

來源: 於 2012-10-11 23:05:01 [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀：次

原文在此


http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/the-most-ridiculous-sick-day-excuses-of-all-time/story-fndo1sx1-1226494193889



  • Employee forgot he had been hired for the job


  • Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown


  • Employee’s dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation


  • Employee said a bird bit her


  • Employee was upset after watching “The Hunger Games”


  • Employee got sick from reading too much


  • Employee was suffering from a broken heart


  • Employee’s hair turned orange from dying her hair at home


  • Employee’s girlfriend poked him in the eye



下麵是我們這兒的人的貢獻：


i have to stay home and make sure my goldfish doesnt get eaten by my cat.


I'm sick of work !


 


Me; Hi Boss, there is something wrong with my eyes.


Boss; What is it?


Me; I can't see myself coming in today