Good news for everyone in US?

You do not need to pay tax any more. I am not joking! Here are some quotes from CNN Money:

Craziest tax deductions

Writing off breast enlargements as a work expense is old news. ... Tom Reed, president of accounting firm Budget Business Service, said people have successfully deducted breast enlargements in the past under the argument that it affects their income.

My comments:

Wait a second. Really?! Isn't your body is a tool of work? Isn't ALL expense, e.g., food, clothes, house, vacation, related to "body maintenance"?  Therefore, all expense is work expense that can be deducted for tax propose?!