a-lot-of new words and this one is funny.

Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

Normally, rectal exam can revealed a normal size prostate gland. Here it turns out to be thyroid (in the throat). Also rectal exam is done by the doctor's finger. So the doctor must have a very long finger to reach the throat from the ass.

Here is another one not in the list.

She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her hu*****and states she was very hot in bed last night.

"she was very hot" often indicate a girl is wild and crazy sexual instead of "body temperature"