原創笑話兒：孔子的洋學生

記得在美國讀書時，有一次因期末考試不得不去學校圖書館自習。剛一落座，便聽到幾個美國學生為應付曆史考試而在議論我們的孔老夫子，開始還挺自豪，可是聽完對話後立馬兒讓我大跌眼鏡。美國學生甲：“Listen to this：To introduce ancient Chinese history, there's one person that must be mentioned, who is Confucius！”學生乙：“Who is Confucius？Never heard of this guy!”學生丙：“I don’t know either. But by the name you can tell: Confucius must be someone who is trying to confuse you！”