怎樣才能保持婚姻長久？ (笑話)

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                                    WHAT MAKES A MARRIAGE LAST SO LONG ?
                                    A hu*****and asks his wife,
                                    You never argue when I get mad at you.
                                    How do you always control your anger?'
                                    'I clean the toilet,' she replies.
                                    'How does that help?' he asks.
                                    'I use your toothbrush.'

         老先生問他的太太，“這麽多年來我發怒的時候你從來也不生氣，你是怎麽做到的哪？”
         妻子回答說，“我去刷廁所馬桶。”
         “那管什麽用？”老先生問。
         “我用你的牙刷刷呀。”