趣味中式英語(續)(微黃,淑女繞道兒)

1. love who who  愛誰誰
2. watch sister  表妹
3. no three no four 不三不四
4. you me you me  彼此彼此 　　
5. you give me stop! 你給我站住！
6. American Chinese not enough 美中不足
7. you don't bird me, I don't bird you  你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 　
8. I will give you some color to see see! 我要給你點顏色看看!
    you try try see！你試試看！
9. I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大今年25。
10. 雇主 how much do you want a month?
      保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you.  800塊，吃你的，住你的。
11. do morning f***  做早操:
      do class between f***  做課間操
12. King who is f***ing is the son of King who has f***ed. 金正日是金日成的兒子。