每周一帖，lavender Thai Bacardi Shakira Meow

上次慶祝母親節，母一母二為了家人的身心健康

 

去逛果園，弄了二身臭汗一身塵土，和一大堆又貴又不咋地的果子回來。

 

後來我在附近的老墨超市看到又大又甜的黃櫻桃，1。99一斤。

 

當然嘍，跑那麽的遠路，買果子隻是蛋糕上的糖霜錦上的花，不是主要矛盾。

 

那啥是呢？主要是尋找機會交流感情，加深了解，另外就雙方共同關心的問題交換意見。

 

這不，為了慶祝父親節，本著老婆高興，日子好過的基本原則，老婆們又為了家庭和睦，不辭辛苦地逛薫衣草農場酒莊去了。

 

並且很無私地想到大家，把花絮奉獻出來，和大夥兒一塊兒和諧和諧。

 

大家要問，啥是雙方共同關心的問題呢？

 

這個範圍就很廣了，

 

小到為啥現在各壇都呈現人氣不足的下降趨勢，為啥視頻當道，為啥大家不喜歡看視頻；

 

中到追朔家壇一美的感情生活及動向引起如此的轟動和追捧的原因和曆史；

 

大到男生女生的生理需求是否一致，女生是否一定要有情感基礎作為前提；

為啥老男人喜歡年輕女生，作為中老年婦女麵對的灰暗現實；

挖掘靈魂的捫心互問：我們要是老男人是不是也喜歡年輕女生 （答案是一致的yes!），

 

等等重要話題都進行了深入細致的分析探討。

 

 

俺也毫不留情地對老紫現在疏於筆耕，不思進取，墮落成隨大流之轉發搞笑視頻的行為進行了譴責。

 

曾幾何時，老紫雅俗共賞，充滿智慧小火星的幽默小文讓讀者忍俊不禁，對作者充滿幻想。

 

 

業精於勤荒於嬉啊，老紫歎道，一到周末就往外跑，那兩下子一嬉就掉了！不過話說到這，蕭美還是不能自持地暴料了一番之前寫博客那會兒和一幫作家們之間糾纏不休的愛恨情仇…… …………

 

 

 

幾個月的閉門鎖國，目光所及，隻身邊之方圓幾尺，想像的翅膀也無力張開，更別說自由翱翔了。

 

雖然網絡無邊，但是世界再大，也隻局限於思緒之中：我們視而不見，聽而不聞。肓人摸象，以偏概全。

 

這些夠大家反省一陣子了。

 

 

While u r reflecting,

 

 

兩人一路向北，穿越金門大橋

 

 

 

 

這次很不幸，最近我兒子打工，把我裝著三腳架的車一早上開走了。然後我就很悲催地想盡辦法拍片片。

 

 

圖為老紫幫我搬園子裏的破桌子，放相機

 

 

 

開了兩小時，

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

一天下來沒吃東西，到了四點多，快昏過去了，找家飯店，狼吞虎咽。五分鍾，誰也沒說話

 

 

 

最近第一次在外麵吃東西

 

 

 

 

 

 

回家的路上，七八點了，有個車禍，高速上關了兩條道，整整塞了半小時，腰酸背痛。

 

周五的傍晚，你想想現在路上有多少車。前陣子沒什麽人出門，偶爾開個高速，風馳電掣，一路暢通，十分痛快。某人說就像是三十年前。

 

 

玩一天，接下來還有兩天周末，感覺很賺！年假沒處可用，已經積滿了，隻能時不時地給自己來幾個長周末。

 

 

窗邊小景係列

 

 

 

野花係列

 

 

 

 

昨天某人去把那啥買回來了

 

 

 

 

嚐一口，額滴個娘，為了拍片片，倒多了，

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hips don't lie!

 

這個搞了半天，不聽我會氣S的

 

 

 

Ladies up in here tonight

No fighting

We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)

No fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She make a man wants to speak Spanish

¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)

Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)

Reading the signs of my body (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie (no fighting)

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?

Hey, girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Until I saw you dancing (yeah)

And when you walk up on the dance floor

Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl (just move)

And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it

So you can keep on shaking it (let's go)

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She make a man wants to speak Spanish

¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)

Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)

Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

I'm on tonight

You know my hips don't lie (no fighting)

And I am starting to feel you, boy

Come on, let's go, real slow

Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto?

They know I am on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel it's right

All the attraction, the tension

Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, boy, I can see your body moving

Half animal, half man

I don't, don't really know what I'm doing

But you seem to have a plan

My will and self-restraint

Have come to fail now, fail now

See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know

That's a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)

Baila en la calle de noche (yeah)

Baila en la calle de día (let's go)

Baila en la calle de noche

Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this

She make a man wants to speak Spanish

¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)

Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)

Oh, baby, when you talk like that

You know you got me hypnotized

So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)

Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga

Let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Yeah (ladies sí) (yeah yeah)

(Hey, yeah)

¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!

En Barranquilla se baila así (yeah)

Hey, brra!

Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy

A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country

I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty

We leave the whole club dizzy

Why the CIA wanna watch us?

Colombians and Haitians

I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction

Bo bop so bop, no more do we snatch ropes

Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I'm starting to feel you, boy

Come on, let's go, real slow

Baby, like this is perfecto (no fighting)

Oh, you know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie

And I am starting to feel it's right

The attraction, the tension

Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting

No fighting

 

 

聽完覺得唱得十分好聽的，領取大紅花一朵，數量有限，領完為止

 

 

你給不給

 

 

 

倒底給不給

 

 

 

這是考驗老子的耐心是咋地，不給我來搶了！

 

 

 

結果就是把俺抓出好幾條血痕