同事問的問題

作為公司裏的唯一老中，我的一些同事沒事就把我當作中國發言人般看待，時不時問我一些好笑又討厭的問題 As the only Chinese in my company, some co-workers of mine treat me as the SPOKESPERSON of China. From time to time, they ask me some questions either laughable or annoying, such as:

---"Is prostitution legal in China? " 中國的娼妓合法嗎？ My answer, "I don't know. Try it yourself there then you will know ." 我的回答，“我不知道，閣下可以去試一試探個究竟嘛。” （giggling, kidding)
 
---"Do Chinese people eat turkey? ”中國人吃火雞嗎?“ I said, " No, we eat dragon meat ..." 不，我們吃龍肉."

---"Is your family rich in China?" 在中國你們家有錢嗎？ I looked at that person who asked and said, "Very poor, as poor as a church mouse. My aunt only has  6 factories, 10 apartment buildings for rent, and..." 我會看看那人然後說，“非常窮，窮得響當當。我姑姑就隻有六家工廠，十棟出租的公寓，和。。。” 
 
---"Then why did you come to Canada?" “那你為啥來加拿大呢？”

"To meet nice people like you." “來認識如你這樣好的人呀”


---"Are there many crimes in China?"   


"Just like your country..."