是這個理兒

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跳槽的同事越多,咱們的砝碼越重。在這種情形下,引用一段語錄就是:“東風吹,戰鼓擂,這世界到底誰怕誰。不是人民怕美帝,而是美帝怕人民。”

下次請病假,老板要是弱智地要求你提前兩個禮拜,對他說: hey Johny, none of my sickness is planned. If I tell you now I am going to get cold in 2 weeks, so I have to take sick day 14 days from now, will you believe the big fat lie?