I second Mr. Zha's motion...

I second Mr. Zha's motion/proposal, in hopes that:

1) Only those who are capable of writing clear and precise English would dare post in English on this forum. (I, needless to say, consider myself among this group of elites.)

2) In the unfortunate event that some narcissistic showoff insist being the laughstock (and public enemy) by posting senseless gibberish here, the likes of heroes of Mr. Zha's uprightness (and character) would stand up and voice their most justified protests.

3) Long live Mr. Zha! (May his majesty's blood-spewing swoons be history never to be repeated.)

(Now, may we also hope that the rest of us who elect to write in Chinese will abide by the same "No Littering Here" principle.)