I once was asked for Nobel prize certificate.

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After a serious search in my trophy room, I couldn't find it. So I just told them I don't know if I have one. Later an offer was given.

Had I found it, I'd shown it. Had I known I don't have one, I'd told them I don't have one. Had I known I lost it, I'd told them I lost it.