Joke of the Day - Copy and paste

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.

He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the speaker tried to crack
this good joke at home.
But he was already a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner:
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
who was not my wife!"
The wife went: "Huh??!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the man finally blurted out:
"....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed

nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste! (Or don't drink while trying to be a copycat!)

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• 你太壞了.想哪裏去了. -999朵玫瑰- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/29/2012 postreply 23:11:01

• 好像還就是這麽理解。不過這笑話編的，既然都想不起來了，也就不重要了， -gendaito- ♂ (27 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 03:24:23

• 回複：Joke of the Day - Copy and paste -京A18569- ♂ (403 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 00:28:41

• Very funny! I could have used it in my party -Wadcchinese- ♂ (42 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 03:27:27

• 哈哈哈 -xiaoyuzi- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/30/2012 postreply 09:04:34