A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the speaker tried to crack
this good joke at home.
But he was already a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner:
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
who was not my wife!"
The wife went: "Huh??!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the man finally blurted out:
"....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste! (Or don't drink while trying to be a copycat!)
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause!!
A week later, a top manager trained by the speaker tried to crack
this good joke at home.
But he was already a bit foggy after a drink.
He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner:
"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman
who was not my wife!"
The wife went: "Huh??!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke,
the man finally blurted out:
"....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time he regained consciousness, he was on a hospital bed
nursing burns from boiling water.
Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste! (Or don't drink while trying to be a copycat!)
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