聽個笑話,精神精神

來源: 999朵玫瑰 2012-09-19 15:24:29 [] [博客] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (1182 bytes)
Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.

NASA responded with a one-line memo --


"Defrost the chicken." (True Story)

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LOL ~~~ -xiaoyuzi- 給 xiaoyuzi 發送悄悄話 xiaoyuzi 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 15:43:58

赫赫,可愛的英國人 -aChineseBostonian- 給 aChineseBostonian 發送悄悄話 aChineseBostonian 的博客首頁 (23 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 15:46:39

啊,教授又喝高了. -999朵玫瑰- 給 999朵玫瑰 發送悄悄話 999朵玫瑰 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 15:50:29

你這個笑話是美國人寫的 -野生動物攝影家- 給 野生動物攝影家 發送悄悄話 野生動物攝影家 的博客首頁 (234 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 16:16:48

Thaw the bloody chicken lol -lilipp- 給 lilipp 發送悄悄話 lilipp 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 18:42:04

為什麽很好笑呀? -京A18569- 給 京A18569 發送悄悄話 (71 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 17:03:03

Lol -lilipp- 給 lilipp 發送悄悄話 lilipp 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/19/2012 postreply 18:43:40

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