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大祖麾下戰將如雲，按說沒有本老漢支招的必要，但最近麵對“美帝竄訪”事件，大祖的戰將都顛兒了，隻剩下老胡一員偏將在那兒“打飛機”獨嗨，…..。唉，大祖累矣。
這事情是這樣的，大祖同學，“何時心裏無底，本本自古以來”。“美帝竄訪”這個事兒以前也發生過，有圖為證：
那是50年前，在美國和中華民國有正式外交關係的前提下，尼克鬆總統這位“美帝”，來到並沒有“邦交”的北京“竄訪”太祖。
麵對突發事件，苦主蔣中正蔣總統還是蠻鎮定的，並未派任何手下偏將（比如文傳會的陳會長什麽的）出來當眾弄“打飛機”來娛眾。要知道，“偉大領袖”（“偉大領袖”是不是比“人民領袖”更博士一些？）太祖曾經尊尊教導過“外交上，最不可做的事情是空洞的威脅與無果的承諾。一而再、再而三的空洞與無果，自己就被當三歲孩子對待了。”（也許不是太祖說的，上了年歲，記憶常跳躍，^_^。） 與太祖常年過招，蔣總統也英雄所見，隻按“可能性”還手。
“打飛機”呢（不是胡偏將那種，真打，*_*），一般在斷交之後。有正常邦交就直接打飛機，隻有日本帝國主義在1941年對“美帝”幹過。效果很不好。所以蔣總統在不願斷交的現實下，棄“打飛機”的空洞，而是求助“同仇敵愾”，1300比0的同仇敵愾。見50年前的報道。
紐時在1972年2月22日如是說：
Taipei Assembly Declares Disapproval of Nixon Trip
Taipei, Taiwan, Feb22（是說1972年的事兒）Reuters----The Assembly of Nationalist China declared its disapproval today as President Nixon began his visit to Peking.
President Nixon’s talk with the enemy of the Chinese Nationalists, the assembly declared, would “deeply and greatly hurt the interests of the Republic of China.”
The statement was in a resolution adopted unanimously by 1,300 Assemblymen attending the session of the assembly.
The Nixon trip, it said, “will aggravate the suffering of the Chinese people on the mainland instead of indicating American friendship.”
Furthermore, it added, the trip will cost the United States the trust of non-Communist countries, rather than benefit world peace.
全文會附在帖子後麵。其中的“assembly”應該是說台灣的“國民大會”，不是“立法院”。
看見沒，蔣總統在斷交都舍不得的情況下知道不可徒手“打飛機”，於是讓1300位“國大代表”全數譴責“美帝竄訪”。有此自古以來的經驗，以“人民領袖”的力氣，超越蔣總統，讓三千票“人民代表”一致譴責不在話下。
譴責之後，不斷交，不威脅“打飛機”。
親愛的“人民領袖”，如果您，被您周圍那些遇事都顛兒了（偏將老胡除外）的戰將們懷疑或是譴責，把您當義和團前鋒用，可以教育他們，這是自古以來的慣例：一致罵；不斷交；“飛機不打”就是不打。簡單的說就是：罵不斷不打。
遙祝“人民領袖”繼續開心的引領。
附，紐時文章的全文：
Taipei Assembly Declares Disapproval of Nixon Trip
Taipei, Taiwan, Feb22（是說1972年的事兒）Reuters----The Assembly of Nationalist China declared its disapproval today as President Nixon began his visit to Peking.
President Nixon’s talk with the enemy of the Chinese Nationalists, the assembly declared, would “deeply and greatly hurt the interests of the Republic of China.”
The statement was in a resolution adopted unanimously by 1,300 Assemblymen attending the session of the assembly.
The Nixon trip, it said, “will aggravate the suffering of the Chinese people on the mainland instead of indicating American friendship.”
Furthermore, it added, the trip will cost the United States the trust of non-Communist countries, rather than benefit world peace.
Issue of Representation
The assembly urged President Nixon to uphold justice and remain vigilant against Peking so that he would not commit a major blunder.
While taking note of President Nixon’s assurance of maintaining diplomatic ties with Nationalist China and of abiding by the American defense commitments to Taiwan, the resolution said:
“The Peking regime has no right to represent the Chinese people and is not in a position to make commitments or agreement involving the interests of the Chinese nation.”
“Since Mr. Nixon is going to negotiate with an illegal entity, the Government and people of the Republic of China will consider null and void any agreement that may emerge from his talks with Peking leadership.”
“The Republic of China will never change it national policy of regaining the Chinese mainland and will under no circumstances negotiate or reach a compromise with the Chinese Communists at any time.”
News of President Nixon’s arrival in China was given a prominent position in all the Taipei afternoon newspapers today. His arrival is Peking was mentioned briefly by Taiwan’s three television networks.
One television station said in its noon newscast that the President was greeted “coolly” by Premier Chou En-lai and other Communist officials at the airport.
大祖前頭萬木春。
今日讀君文一筆，
小酌杯酒啃瓜人。