保險訣竅【1】(笑話，譯文）
譯自德語，英語由Gemini proofread過
The Insurance Trick
A lawyer and an engineer are fishing together in the Caribbean.
The lawyer says, "I'm here because my house burned down. The fire destroyed everything, but the insurance paid for everything, and now I still have enough money to afford this vacation."
"That's a coincidence,“ the engineer replies. "I'm here because a flood destroyed my house. My insurance also paid me a good amount, so I could afford my vacation."
Confused, the lawyer asks, "How did you cause the flood?"
保險訣竅
一個律師和一個工程師在加勒比海釣魚。
律師說：“我到此地是因為大火燒毀了我的房子，我現在一無所有。但是我的保險公司賠了全部財產，現在我有足夠的錢承擔這次度假的費用。”
“碰巧我也是，”工程師說, “我到此處是因為洪水摧毀了我的房子。我的保險公司賠償了大部分財產，所以我也有足夠的錢承擔這次度假的費用。”
律師一頭霧水，就問：“那您是怎麽製造洪水的？”
【1】. p. 95. Versicherungstrick. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
