公務員（笑話，譯文）

公務員【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自德語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過

 

The Civil Servant

 

A civil servant limps as he enters the bus. The bus driver helps him into his seat.

The driver asks, “What can I do for you?”

The officer says, “Please put my left leg on the seat across from me.”

The bus driver does.

“And please, my other leg, too.”

The driver helps him again.

“Could you put a cushion behind my back?”

The driver puts the cushion in place and then asks, “What are you doing, anyway?”

The officer replies, “Vacation!”

 

公務員

 

一個公務員瘸著拐著進了公共汽車。司機幫他入座，問他：“需要幫您忙嗎？“

官員說：“請把我的左腿放到對麵的座位上。”

司機做了。

“請把我的右腿也放到那裏。”

司機又做了。

“您能把一個墊子放到我的背後嗎？”

司機把墊子放到他背後 ，然後問：“您究竟在忙啥呢？”

“度假呢!”

 

【1】    p. 87. Ein Beamter.  Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.