我們給可可講了中國傳統笑話,萬百千的笑話。
小孩學中文,第一天寫“一”字,一橫。第二天寫“二”字,兩橫,第三天寫“三”字,三橫。
小孩自滿了,說“我都會了。”
後來老師叫大家在本上寫上自己的名字,我們告訴可可小孩lastnameis萬,firstnameis百千。
小孩最後隻好用梳子沾著墨汁在本上畫滿了道道。
可可聽明白了,笑不可[
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ItoldKekethatI'veorderedthreecircusticketsindowntownnextmonth,anditcastmeahundreddollars.
Kekelikedthecircus,andsaidshecouldhelptopay,"Ihavelotsofquarters,fromtoothfairy,..putitundermypillow.."[
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Onourwaybackfromschool,KekeandIweretalking.
Kekesaidtomethatthenestonthetreeinourbackyardareforbirds.Ibelievedtheyareforsquirrels.
Kekesaid,"Squirrelsliveinthetreeholes,..birdsliveinthenests..."
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KekeandCatherineweretalkingtheotherday.
CatherinepointingatKeke'sbust,"長大了你這裏會鼓起來."
Keke嗬嗬的說,"我知道,像媽媽一樣."[
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Kekewaswithusinthegrocerystoreshopping.
Inthesamplingstand,shesawallthesamplefoodweregone.Shethensaid,"thatisashame!"[
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Onourwaybackfromschool,wesawasmartcarbesidesus.
IaskedKeke,"isthatcute?"
Shesaid,"whyisitcute?"
Isaid,"becauseitissmall."
Shesaid,"Itdoesnothaveacuteface,...it'skindofdummy."[
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WeusuallywatchthenewTVinthefamilyroom.
Ontheotherday,IwaswatchingtheotherTVinthebedroom.KekewalkedinandsawtheTVwason.
Shewasmuchsurprised,"ThatisouroldTV!"
KekedidnoteventhinkofwhereaboutthatTVwasafterwemovedinduringthepastdays.Shewasjustsurprisedwhenshesawitagain.[
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WelookedatKeke'shomework,shetriedtofinishtheonesofsingularandpluralnouns.
Thereisonesentence,said,"OneChild,two____."
Kekecompletedit,"twokids".
Wethoughtitwasfun,andhelpedhercorrectit.[
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KeketoldLptheotherday,"thereisaboyintheclasshasacrushonme..."
--askedherwhyshethoughtso.
--becausetheboyshowdancingtoher,andonlyforher,andtheboy臉紅了.[
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Kekeaskedmebefore,"whoisgod?....isapersonwholivesintheheaven?"
Iamuncertainhowtoexplain,andKekedidnothaveaconceptofbible.[
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