Marriage(PartII)
Ahusbandandwifehadabitterquarrelonthedayoftheir40thwedding
anniversary!
Thehusbandyells,'Whenyoudie,I'mgettingyouaheadstone
thatreads,'HereLiesMyWife--ColdAsEver'!'
'Yeah?'shereplies.'Whenyoudie,I'mgettingyouaheadstone
thatreads,'HereLiesMyHusband--StiffAtLast'!'
(HEASKEDFORIT!)
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Marriage(PartIII)
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MarriageRules
Marriage(PartI)
Amachomanmarriedagood-lookinglady;andafterthewedding,helaiddownthe
followingrules:
'I'llbehomewhenIwant,ifIwant,andatwhattimeIwant--andIdon'texpectanyhasslefromyou.
Iexpectagreatdinnertobeonthetableunless
ItellyouthatIwon'tbehomefordinner.
I'llgohunting,fishing,boozing,andcard-playing
whenIwantwithmyoldbuddies,anddon'tyou
givemeah...[
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巴西的超大型耶穌塑像於2014年1月16日被雷電擊中,右手拇指不幸被劈斷一截。
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止痛藥醋胺酚(Acetaminophen)對健康有危害性
Healthrisks(摘錄自CNNReportbyHollyYan)"Acetaminophenoverdoseisoneofthemostcommonpoisoningsworldwide,"accordingtotheNationalInstitutesofHealth.Takingtoomuchofthispainrelievercanleadtoliverfailureordeath.TheFDAhassettherecommendedmaximumforadultsat4,000milligramsperday.It'seasiertoreachthislimitthanyoumightthink;onegeltabletofExtraStrengthTyle...[
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ChinaLaunchesHypersonicMissileTest,DownplaysFears
ByMikeWall,SeniorWriter
ThisAirForceillustrationdepicts
theX-51AWaveriderscramjetvehicleduringhypersonicflight…
China'srecenttestofahypersonicvehicleshouldnotundulyalarmtheUnitedStatesoranyothernation,Chinesemilitaryofficialssay.
ThetestofChina'snew"hypersonic
glidevehicle,"whichapparentlytookplaceJan.9,wasnotde...[
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