李唐
隨後至
博文
(2010-09-02 06:42:23)
1.KingOzymandiasofAssyriawasrunninglowoncashafteryearsofwarwiththeHittites.HislastgreatpossessionwastheStaroftheEuphrates,themostvaluablediamondintheancientworld.Desperate,hewenttoCroesus,thepawnbroker,toaskforaloan.Croesussaid,"I'llgiveyou100,000dinarsforit"."ButIpaidamilliondinarsforit,"theKingprotested."Don'tyouknowwhoIam?Iamtheking!"Croesusreplied,"Wheny...[閱讀全文]
(2010-05-12 06:18:15)
ChildrenWritingAbouttheOcean:1)-Thisisapictureofanoctopus.Ithaseighttesticles.(Kelly,age6)2)-Oysters'ballsarecalledpearls.(Jerry,age6)3)-Ifyouaresurroundedbyocean,youareanisland.Ifyoudon'thaveoceanallroundyou,youareincontinent.(age7)4)-Sharksareuglyandmean,andhavebigteeth,justlikeEmilyRichardson.She'snotmyfriendanymore.(Kylie,age6)5)-Adolphinbreathesthroughanassholeonthetopofitshead.(Billy,ag...[閱讀全文]
(2010-03-04 11:32:14)
BlondeinChurch.
AnAlabamapreachersaidtohiscongregation,'SomeoneinthiscongregationhasspreadarumorthatIbelongtotheKuKluxKlan."ThisisahorriblelieandonewhichaChristiancommunitycannottolerate.Iamembarrassedanddonotintendtoacceptthis.Now,IwantthepartywhodidthistostandandaskforgivenessfromGodandthisChristianFamily.'
Noonemoved.
Thepreachercontinued,'Doyouhavethenervetofacemeandadmitthisi...[閱讀全文]
(2010-02-25 06:02:36)
五律春雪
風休落雪豪，
蕩蕩慢夭夭。
冬泣時將去，
春思氣又交。
情來天助興，
恨去地為韜。
駕雪情思遠，
他鄉景亦嬌。
P.S.正月十一，午後雪量大增，大如鵝毛。辦公室的人都不由地觀望感歎。
Feb.25,2010蒙城
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(2010-02-17 11:35:46)
1ChutzpahChutzpahisaYiddishwordmeaninggall,brazennerve,effrontery,sheergutsplusarrogance;it'sYiddishand,asLeoRostenwrites,nootherword,andnootherlanguage,candoitjustice.Thisexampleisbetterthanathousandwords...
Alittleoldladysoldpretzelsonastreetcornerfor25centseach.Everydayayoungmanwouldleavehisofficebuildingatlunchtimeandashepassedthepretzelstandhewouldleaveheraquarter,butnevertakeapretzel.閱讀全文]
Alittleoldladysoldpretzelsonastreetcornerfor25centseach.Everydayayoungmanwouldleavehisofficebuildingatlunchtimeandashepassedthepretzelstandhewouldleaveheraquarter,butnevertakeapretzel.
(2010-02-16 09:51:15)
TheRelentlessSmartPoet
Thezesttohuntforlovesinhisheartwhirles.
Pullingatwineexaltspoemsinglee.
Worryandindignationgatherordisperse
Asthejoysublimesinthespree.
五絕縱情唱詩
追情縱感懷，
把酒唱詩來。
煩惱雲集散，
聽憑酒意開。
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(2010-02-10 06:52:43)
China'srisegoodnewsforeveryoneDanielJ.IkensonAndAlecVanGelder,FinancialPostFebruary10,2010ToprotectionistsandSinophobes,ChinasurpassingGermanyin2009tobecometheworld'slargestexporterheraldsanew,unwelcomeworldorder,withtheUnitedStatesinthirdplace.ButmorethanareflectionofChina'sgrowingeconomicmight,thisdevelopmentistestamenttotheerosionofeconomic,political,physicalandtechnologicalbarrierstoproduction...[閱讀全文]
(2010-01-15 07:29:11)
(2010-01-05 08:16:15)
為寧靜而祈禱
上蒼賜予了我
以寧靜去接受牢不可破的一切，
以膽量去重塑力所能及的一切，
以智慧去識別是非曲直的玄機。
TheSerenityPrayer
Author:ReinholdNiebuhr
Godgrantmetheserenity
ToacceptthethingsIcannotchange;
CouragetochangethethingsIcan;
Andwisdomtoknowthedifference.
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(2009-12-04 06:36:09)
AsyouallknowGermanyisthe'workhorse'oftheEuropeaneconomy...TheyworkhardandfeedmostofEurope...GreatBritainhasfaileddramaticallyineverythingexceptfortheEnglishlanguage,whichisdominant...SotheGermanshaverequestedafewchanges...Heretheyare...HELLOPEOPLE,GREATNEWS"ATLAST".....TheEuropeanCommissionhasjustannouncedanagreementwherebyEnglishwillbetheofficiallanguageoftheEuropeanUnionratherthan...[閱讀全文]
