Q1. Everywhere I look there is a Chinese person. What’s wrong with your own country？到處都能看到中國人，你們自己的國家有什麽問題嗎？
mikecwu：- Everywhere I look there's a white guy. What's wrong with Europe?
五湖以北：為啥全世界都有白人，當初你們國家有啥問題？
遍野無塵：來幫你們。
老天真： My country is over-populated. As my country and people are getting richer and richer in last 30 years, we tend to travel and see the world. That is why you can see more and more Chinese tourists on everywhere of the world.
Q2. Did you play piano and go to selective school? 你是否彈鋼琴、上重點學校？
mikecwu：- No, how about you?
五湖以北：有音樂修養，有啥不好
遍野無塵：是。還有更多的。
老天真： I don't play piano, but I 'd like someone play piano for me. I just went to a public school when I was young, and I think I have met kids from families of different ranks. That is good. In a selective school, I am afraid that my social circle might be limited
Q3. What’s so good about Louis Vuitton? Why are you so obsessed? 路易威登產品有什麽好？你們為什麽這麽熱衷？
mikecwu：- I don't have any. Others have their own fashion choices I guess.
五湖以北：問路易威登。
遍野無塵： 沒聽說過
老天真：It is true. Some Chinese women are fond of them, but I really don't know why. Maybe they are cheaper than other brand-names.
咲媱：免得你們會問我們為什麽不穿路易威登
大馬哈魚： 有的，並且很多。不為什麽，就是喜歡！
Q4. What does dog teste like?狗肉是個啥味道？
mikecwu：- What does pork taste like? My Muslim friends want to know.
五湖以北：沒吃過，也反感別人吃，提倡不吃哺乳動物
遍野無塵：沒吃過。 seems you are interested in.
老天真：I don’t know as I have never tried before. I know people in some countries like it. There must be reason for it.
咲媱：我不吃狗肉，為什麽你這麽感興趣？想嚐嚐？
大馬哈魚：這是個什麽問題？您自己吃嗎？
Q5. What’s with the nose picking, spitting and pushing in?摳鼻子、吐痰和推擠都是些什麽梗？
mikecwu：-Uncivilized behaviors. Like being racist in white people.
五湖以北：環境好了，自然就沒了
遍野無塵：一些人的壞毛病。
老天真：Those are bad habits, I don’t have them.
咲媱： 這都是病。會傳染。你和病人呆久了也一樣
大馬哈魚：沒有家教的壞習慣。
Q6. Is it annoying that Chinese men have small penises?中國男人生殖器小是不是很糟心？
mikecwu：- Human beings only need one large organ: the brain.
五湖以北：蘿卜白菜，各有所愛
遍野無塵： 我感覺我的太大了，most of the condoms here are too small for me.
老天真：Not really. Many Chinese men have comparable sizes as men from other countries. Chinese penises work better and productive than others during the sex life（這裏省略20字，不宜用個人攻擊語氣。。。：）did you see we have the No.1 population in the world, that reflects we have much more and better-quality sex life than other countries on the world.
咲媱：這個是一千個人有一千個哈姆雷特，試過才有發言權。
大馬哈魚：應該是長短而不是大小吧？
（視頻見Q7下麵）
Q7. Do you hate it when white people speak with a Chinese accent?白人說話模仿中國口音招你恨吧？
mikecwu：If his native language is Chinese I understand.
五湖以北：取決於動機
遍野無塵：不，他們願意學，我樂意教。
老天真：Not at all. I take it as easy as a humor or joke. When I am in that situation, I will reply to the speaker in the same accent. “Doo yoou likee my speakee?”
咲媱：不，好可愛哦，像狗狗學貓叫
大馬哈魚: 模仿得好可以接受。
Q8. Are you scare of your government as we are? 你是不是和我們一樣害怕你的政府？
mikecwu：You and I have the same government.
五湖以北：你覺得呢？
遍野無塵：和你們沒法比。
老天真：I don’t know what you are scare of, but I am really scare of its efficiency and power. See, it just transformed a very poor country with the largest population on the world into a Number Two economy in just 40 years. Have you seen any government could do similar job before?
咲媱：不要談這個，老大哥在看著
大馬哈魚：不觸犯法律誰都不用怕！
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Q9. Is Chinese medicine and Taichi that help you live so long?你們的長壽秘訣是中藥和太極拳嗎？
mikecwu：- No it's the genetics and healthy lifestyle.
五湖以北： 躺平
遍野無塵：要想長壽，就要少操心別人的事。
老天真：I don’t know much about Chinese medicine, but I think Taichi may help some people with chronic diseases to improve their health.
咲媱：時間是個相對概念。這樣的問題再問下去，我想我能活一萬年
大馬哈魚：長壽是遺傳跟太極無關！
（見Q8的視頻）
Q10. Do you feel like you belong here你覺得你屬於這裏嗎？
mikecwu：- Of course and I will build a large family for generations to come.
五湖以北：a. 心在哪，家在哪
遍野無塵：和你一樣的感覺
老天真：Still not completely yet. I like the natural environment of Australia with good air quality, and a more relaxed civil life. However, I am concerned that Australia has too many kangaroos, and I know kangaroos sometimes attack people. I am afraid of them。
