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搞笑的兒子9歲的時候
兒子對姐姐是女孩很有些問題,因為他認為姐姐以後會生baby,他不要姐姐生baby 有一天怎麽就說到這事,先是說媽媽再要一個baby好不好。兒子反應極端激烈,哭個不停 今天又問他:"媽媽再生一個baby好不好?" 兩個孩子爭先恐後:"NO!" 我問為什麽 兒子:"How many times do I have to tell you, I don't want to have another baby at home!" 女兒:"It's strange to have a new baby. They puke, spit, sleep, mess things up, cry, annoy us. It feels like a stranger comes into our house and stays there forever. All I need is 蒙蒙" 兒子: "Yeah, all I need is 姐姐(4), and all 姐姐(4) needs is me!" 我問: "那姐姐以後有baby好不好?" 兒子: "No! Don't say that!" 兒子: "I don't want 姐姐 to have a baby. But I know she will have one". 於是兒子眉頭皺得很厲害 女兒: "I'm not going to have a baby, it's optional" 兒子: "I don't think so. When girls grow up, somehow magically they all have babies! When they are pregnant, the baby has to come out of their belly" 女兒: "No, you can decide if you want baby or not. You have to do something to have a baby. I'm not gonna have a baby anyway, I don't want a baby. I'm not gonna have a boyfriend. Boys are ugly!" 我問兒子: "你說女孩不能control pregnancy嗎?" 兒子: "Of course not. Do you think they can control their peeing?" 我一頭霧水: " 怎麽不能? 況且這個和pregnancy有什麽關係呢?" 兒子: "Do you think they can control their pee from being generated? Stuff like that! Pregnancy just happens naturally, you can't control it. I'm glad I'm not a girl!"
特別覺得人生短暫,悲哀,有一次怎麽就想到也許再要一個孩子可能會延長自己的青春(當然是理論上隨便想想而已) 有一天就故意逗兒子,說媽媽也許應該再要個baby 兒子一聽就急了,使勁打了我胳膊一下,發出老虎的聲音很生氣地用類似黑社會老大的腔調說:"No, you are not going to have a baby" ...頓了兩下,眉頭皺得凶巴巴的,進一步把頭靠近我的臉,瞪著我壓低聲音:"If you do.....Sell It!" (當時覺得特別可笑) 過了幾下, 就開始不幹了, 哭哭咧咧跟姐姐說: "I thought mommy said she was not going to have another baby, she has choice!" 女兒說: "She does have choice" 兒子: "Then why she wants to have another baby? She's too old!"
電視上有個節目"A Baby Story"。昨天講了夫婦兩個,生了第三個女兒。夫婦都說不在乎都是女兒。妻子說可能還會再要孩子,不論男女。 兒子發話了:"They are going to have lots of babies" 我以為他的意思是這對夫妻會有很多baby,可是最多他們夫妻也再生不了兩個吧。於是問他"為什麽" 兒子說:"The girls are going to have lots of babies when they grow up" 正意外呢... 兒子又說:"One of them may lay a girl"
現在兒子11歲了。看著這篇,不由得又想逗逗他 問他: “How about mommy having another baby?” 兒子如今平靜了:"I'm going to be very mad if you do, I might just throw the baby out of the window. Besides, I don't think you really want a baby yourself, I know you don't want another Meng" (兒子自己,我說過要是有兩個蒙媽媽就別活了)
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