MMD我都快變居委會大媽了。。。

小兩口吵架找到我頭上了。大早上去把他們從床上提溜起來，告訴他們：

Listen, in your life there are very few people care and treat you good. How long have you been together? ..... Good, be appreciative to that and try to work out, not fight! Do you agree with what I said?.... Now give me your hands.....

拉勾、上吊，一百年，不許變！

這倆孩子心眼不壞， 但是心眼缺了點。都算是殘疾人，以後政府一輩子養著。