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泰西友人見華人三字對罵,如歌對唱,韻律甚美。問:“What is that?” 答曰:“三字經”。“What is talking about?” 答:“Sex”。老外憬然有悟,心甚向往之。苦學中文三載,查得大英博物館珍藏原版,研讀之下,字字珠璣,豁然開朗。再四求證。曰:“啟蒙之書”。曰:“路人能詳”,不覺潸然淚下,謂:“得之矣,得之矣!” 遂譯中華路人相見誦習大愛之經典。 ZT 老外翻譯的三字經 ( http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4b78703b0100ek2r.html?tj=1) 人之初:At the beginning of life. 性本善:Sex is good. 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 習相遠:But it depends on how you do it. 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 性乃遷:Sex will leave you. 教之道:The way of learning it. 貴以專:It is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng. 擇鄰處:Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 子不學:If you don't study hard. 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 竇燕山:Dou, the Famous. 有義方:Owned a very effective exciting medicine. 教五子:All his five son took it. 名俱揚:And their sexual ability were well-known. 養不教:If your children don't know how to do it. 父之過:It is all your fault. 教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it. 師之惰:Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不學:You may refuse to study this. 非所宜:But that is a real mistake. 幼不學:If you don't learn it in childhood. 老何為:You will lose your ability when aged. 玉不琢:If you don't exercise your dick. 不成器:It won't become hard and strong. 人不學:If you don't learn sex. 不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness. |