Dear Me,

Today my body successfully performed the following yoga poses:

1.  snail pose
2. camel pose
3. butterfly pose
4. fire log pose
5. dragon pose
6. warrior I, II, III
7. Caterpillar pose
8. saddle pose

Very well done, dear, that's the way to go.  One step is closer to the ultimate yogi. 

Cheers,

My ego