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我有兩個孩子，十二歲的兒子特和九歲的女兒安。日子也圍著他們忙碌而快樂著。有一天他們叫我看youtube 上的一段錄像，是一位母親用唱的方式把她一天所說的話用兩分五十五秒唱完,非常搞笑。她就是 Anita Renfroe，最幽默的網絡媽媽。她的唱詞會讓每一位母親深有同感。做為媽媽，我們會操心孩子的每一件事， 從頭到腳，從現在的到將來。 她說這是一種病， 叫 Compulsive Counsel Disorder (不能控製的給予孩子建議）。這讓我大吃一驚，我問特和安：“媽媽也有她說的這麽可怕嗎？” 回答是: Yes.
這不能不讓反省， 我決定記錄下我一天所說的話。
安，特，This is time to get up!
Hurry, 特， you need change your dirty shirt, get that blue one.
Hurry, Stop picking! 安， Wear that pink dress, It looks good on you, Stop wear that black again.
Remember, Brush your teeth well, you have bad breath, 特。
Put some lotion, you don't want to have any wrinkles , do you?
Drink some more milk, It's good for you, Finish your cereal and toast, you don't want to be hungry!
Hurry, It's time for your school bus, Where is your school bag?
What did I just say? Don't drop your stuff everywhere! You never listen.
Remember bring your jacket home , Don't forget your homework again.
After school, you all have swimming lesson to go, don't be late.
See you, Be careful, have a nice day!
How is your school? Do you have any home work?
Don't eat too much chips, That is not healthy.
Hi, 特， Get off your computer, You have been playing games all the time. That's why you wear glasses.
It's dinner time, wash your hands.
Stop watching TV, have you done your dinner yet?
Are you sure you have done all your homework? I don't want to hear anything about it tomorrow.
It's bed time, go up stair, Make sure you floss your teeth, I will check!
Give mama a hug, Good Night, Sweet dream, I Love You.
我才發現 我也病得不輕呀！
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