黑笑話 Investment Ideas!
文章來源: 小屁涵2008-10-16 23:39:54
朋友發給我一個笑話,不知多少人看了會笑/哭呢?
多年後再看它,也算是經濟史上的大事記吧。


Investment Ideas!
 
 
If you purchased $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock 1 year ago, you would have $49 today.

If you purchased $1,000 of AIG stock 1 year ago, you would have $33 today.

If you purchased $1,000 of Lehman Brothers stock 1 year ago, you would have $0.0 today.


But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, returned the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have $214.

 

 Good Luck on your investments !