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文章來源: 2007-02-06 13:51:43
After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish

scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to

the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more

than 1000 years ago.



Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English

scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in



the UK newspapers read: " English archaeologists have found traces of

2000 year old fibre-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors

already had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."



One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following: "After digging

as deep as 5000 meters in a County Mayo bog, Irish scientists have found

absolutely nothing. They, therefore, have concluded that 5000 years

ago,





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Ireland's inhabitants were already using wireless technology."