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>> >Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. >> >1st: How yours look like? >> >2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours? >> >1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!! >> > >> >********** >> >Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. >> >He shoots his friend to death. >> >Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends". >> > >> >********** >> >Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" >> >Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" >> > >> >********** >> >What is the definition of Mistress? >> >Someone between the Mister and Mattress >> > >> >********** >> >Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? >> >"Without Information Fighting Everytime" >> >Wife replies," No, It means , >> >"With Idiot For Ever !!!" >> > >> >********** >> >Three Feelings: >> >What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? >> >Stress is when wife is pregnant, >> >Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and >> >Panic is when both are pregnant. >> > >> >********** >> >Teacher: u know the importance of period? >> >Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad >> >got heart attack & our driver ran away. >> > >> >********** >> >Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential >> >Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, >> >that's confidential! >> > >> >********** >> >Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we >> >should talk about sex. >> >Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. >> >Mother Faints... --
五行道長 2007年1月29日 開心島『開心笑話版』
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