8黑同學的這篇作文也太搞笑了，很久沒給他的大作拍照了，今天需要趕緊記錄在案。

話說8黑同學上了啥啥天才班，作業多得令人咋舌。雖說2黑同誌認為8黑同學身負重任，有朝一日是個拯救地球的主兒，所以非常熱衷於陪他一起做作業，常常是一手拿字典一手按電腦忙得不亦樂乎誓把一個小問題定要整成個大問題，往往倒是8黑在旁邊東張西望成了個沒事人兒。但有時2黑也會比較絕望地暗地嘀咕：這一年級就這樣了，以後可怎麽活呀。

今天2黑晚上有事，囑咐俺去督促他的功課。到家時，8黑喜滋滋地告知：我已經做完了！

於是看之。三頁紙，一頁數學不提，一頁畫滿了鍾鍾表表們辨認時間，還有一頁就是作文：Fall Essay. 要求：Write a short essay about Autumn. Write about what you like the most (or dislike) about Fall, and how it is different from the other seasons.

8黑同學的大作如下：

I like Autumn a little bit because the leaves change color, and it is cold.

After Autumn is Winter. In Winter there is swin flu, a swin is virus, a virus is a disease, like skin cancer. Swin flu, pus, and other kinds of disease!

Have a sweet October! and November!

Hope you have a sweet Autumn!

========================忽略其中的幾處拚寫錯誤，他這發散的思維及極具時代感的憂患意識以及這無厘頭的結束語實在是讓俺老人家笑得直不起腰來了。