話說勞工節放假三天,俺家N黑們也非常難得地圍坐家中一起吃飯。。。正吃著,百無聊賴的8黑做警覺狀道:did you hear something? No, I didn't hear anything. 2黑一臉嚴肅地瞪著他,認為他又想耍花樣逃避吃飯。 Shhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,, 8黑演戲到底,側耳傾聽狀越發入神:monster, there is a monster in the room,,,,,,, There is no monster in the room………….2黑還是賁不浪漫。 Shhhhhhhhhhh….. Monster's outside…… Monsters won't come if you are a good boy; they only come after bad boys… you are a good boy, right? Yes. 8黑隻好硬著頭皮回答。 Then you don't have to worry. 8黑醍醐灌頂,沉寂了片刻。兩秒之後,開始回神:daddy? What? Are you a good boy? 此類問題對大人來說永遠不僅僅是個yes/no,於是2黑避重就輕,答曰:I'm a daddy.
Oh….8黑再次恍然,然後一針見血直指要害:Are you a monster? 。。。。。。 2黑徹底卡殼,俺老人家已經笑得跌落板凳。。。。 |