周末兒子給鄰居溜狗,大概溜到林子裏去了。回來後,他讓俺查查頭上是否有 tick 。 Tick 沒找到,卻覺得他頭發像是有些日子沒洗了。
問他: Did you wash your hair yesterday ?
兒子很幹脆: Nope. 立刻命令: Wash it today! 兒子拒絕: No, I want to wait for few more days. 老媽跳起來: Why? 兒子詭異地: Just want to see how it feels like without washing it for two weeks. 老媽: You smell like chou doufu!
再威脅威脅: You will be kicked out of school soon! 兒子: No way,it's an all-boy school,nobody cares. You know I even got away with wearing the same shirt 5 days in a row once.
兒子說,不洗頭,不換衣服對男孩子來說是件很酷的事。
Boy, oh boy! 俺 faint....
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