這是本爺新相機的處男照之一。
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本爺質問罪魁禍首:老媽,你還能做得更地道點嗎?!
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老媽趕緊狡辯:我不是故意的呀,今天天氣這麽熱,俗話說,天熱好洗澡,那我不就給你洗了一下嘛!
我:天熱好洗澡??我怎麽沒聽說過?
老媽:*—……%#·。。。
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我:蒼天啊,大地啊,上帝啊,請拯救一下我那不著調的老媽吧!
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晶晶這小妞在旁邊看熱鬧。
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我老媽忙著做我的思想工作,吩咐老爸先去給晶晶拍幾張處女照。晶晶一聽,馬上樂顛顛地擺起了破斯,操練起她的晶式瑜伽功。
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這邊廂老媽還在試圖繼續安撫我。我跟老媽說:您老現在說壹千,道壹萬也沒用了,還不如做點實事兒。於是我毫不客氣地跳到了她的肚皮上,開啟了“人工智能烘幹機”。
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嘿嘿,踩著老媽軟軟地肚皮,梳理著我的毛發,還是相當愜意地!於是我原諒了她!
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今天是中國的父親節,明天米國才是。本爺在這裏先代表我們全家祝福在中國的姥爺父親節快樂,早日康複!也祝各位當父親的親們過一個愉快的父親節! |