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被狐狸打擊了一頓,我覺得非常沒有情緒,好象被人從頭到腳潑了一身洗腳水似的很是不爽,隻見他自己低頭開始瘋狂的,猛烈的攻擊那盤兒烤鴨~~~~讓我更加的不爽! “咳···········你也別太上心啊,我沒有要說你的意思,趕緊吃吧~~~” 一邊兒說讓我吃,一邊兒自己又沒停嘴······· “什麽沒有要說我的意思啊?!你已經說了!!!!!” “別那麽小心眼兒嗎~~~不就說了你幾句嗎?!” “有你這麽說的嗎?你憑什麽這麽說我啊?” “對對對,我沒權利說你,可你以為一天到晚都誇著你讓你不知道姓什麽了就好啊?!哎,你們女的就是這樣,總是活在自己虛幻的世界裏,別人說你句好的你就覺得這是好人,有點兒基本的判斷力行不行啊???” “狐狸··········你知道嗎,每次你幹點兒人事兒的時候,我就想,其實你這人還成,也不是那麽討厭,可就在這時候,你馬上就來了720度大轉彎兒,像你這麽辦事兒,誰能待見你啊???” “等會兒·········你剛才說什麽?720度大轉彎??那不是又轉回來了?” “·············” “你沒明白我什麽意思啊?我是說,咱360度先轉了一周,然後你又來了個360,那不就回來了嗎?相當於就沒變化啊~~” “···············” “還沒聽懂?!負負得正你知道吧?” “···········” “雙重否定聽說過沒有???” “···········” “我這例子舉的是不是有點兒毛病啊?不過差不多就是這麽個意思吧~~~” “·············” “別老不說話啊~~咱們倡導民主,有話就說啊~~~” “·········我···········隻有一句話~~~” “幹嗎啊?” “今天你請是吧?” “對啊~~~~” 我回了個頭~~ “小姐········給我拿菜單兒來,我要點菜~~~~~~” 狐狸驚惶失措的看著我~~ “你·········要幹嗎啊?揚州炒飯還沒上呢~~~~” “··········沒關係,炒飯是你的~~~我想吃鬆鼠魚了~~~~~其實,吃飯的時候大家誰都最好別那麽多廢話~~~~~” “小8·······悠著點兒········不瞞你說··········我好象隻有100塊錢··········” “那我不管,誰讓你廢話那麽多的~~~~~~~我想來想去,想讓你閉嘴,不使出殺手鐧怎麽行??” “············小8··········我錯了·········你原諒我吧~~~~咱吃飯吧~~~~我再不說廢話了~~~~~” “行了,跟我鬥~~~~哼~~~~我告訴你,做人要見好就收,別蹬鼻子上臉~~~~~” “恩··········是是,你說的沒錯兒······是我得意忘形了·········” 服務員小姐一溜兒小跑過來,激動的說~ “小姐?要點菜??” 我看了無比沮喪的狐狸一眼~又看了一眼滿臉喜悅的服務員~ “······不點菜·········我那盤兒揚州炒飯快點兒上·····這都等了半個多鍾頭了,再這麽等,我們這哪還是吃晚飯啊,都趕上宵夜了·······另外,再拿來點兒餐巾紙過來啊~~~~~” |