醫院英語笑話集錦
來源：美語世界 jennytomato

A Collective From Medical Interview Records written by various paramedics, ER receptionists, and （we are afraid） a doctor or two at major hospitals.

* The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

* The skin was moist and dry.

* The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

* The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

* The patient lives at home with his mother, father and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

* She is numb from toes down.

* Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

* Patient was alert and unresponsive.

* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

林貝卡 09/17/2010 夏 於美國